'I'm getting constant stick' regarding the series finishing before I get there.
Golden sun, savory pies and iconic stadiums - what else would an England cricket fan desire?
Ideally, they'd want an contest for the urn in Australia where they still have a chance to secure the famous trophy after the first three Tests.
This is not the case during this tour, after Australia's crushing 82-run win in Adelaide left the home side 3-0 up for the fourth consecutive series on home turf.
The loyal traveling fans, the vocal contingent, have a large group flying out for the final two Tests in New South Wales and Victoria.
Furthermore, other organized trips who will be vacationing overseas, as well as relatives and companions planning a once-in-a-lifetime trip.
Fans with Booked Tickets
A group of four supporters are a prime example.
The four siblings had their travel arrangements and match passes arranged for the Melbourne and Sydney matches "12 months ago", hoping to witness a long-awaited triumph.
Sadly, they've observed Australia outplay the visitors in just under two weeks from their family home in Penwortham, Lancashire.
"Everyone at work has been giving me grief that the series is done for the last two weeks," stated Sam Ryding.
"Our expectation had been that we would have something to play for upon our arrival."
Fading Positivity
Optimism was high concerning a potential victory of ending their 15-year wait for a victory down under ahead of the tour.
However, the situation is now looking at the possibility of extending their winless run in the country to 19 games when the fourth Test gets under way in the MCG on Christmas Day.
Ben Stokes' side - and their followers - will be keen to prevent a clean sweep.
Alex said the "thrill and enjoyment" of head coach the positive style of play in recent times had "reinvigorated" the longest format for followers of the team.
But the Ryding siblings said they had realistic outlooks for the final two games - and all they are asking for from the players is "a bit of fight".
"Every pundit points it out, but it all comes down to fortitude. 'Bazball' has been become a phrase now that is just, like, nonsense cricket," added Rory.
"Over the course of five days, you should dig in. Wafting outside 'wide of off stump has not been part of the textbooks, and that is largely because of the batting lineup."
The Remaining Matches
When questioned if he believed England will secure a victory in this Ashes series, Sam said: "It looks like the Australians are superior currently."
"Necessarily, there must be multiple performers that makes a significant contribution and produces a match-winning display."
Regardless of the result, the siblings are still excited about the trip.
"We are going to have a fantastic experience regardless," said Katie. "We have to go with that mindset."
"Obviously it is disappointing we aren't fighting for more, but we have spent so much money as it is."
"We'll enjoy celebrating the holidays in Australia. It is also a new experience for us away from home over Christmas."
A teacher, Katie is intent on maximizing the lengthy journey as part of her Christmas holidays.
"As a backup plan, I can play golf to fall back on," Katie concluded.